Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
i think i just lost a toe
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