I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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