Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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