Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Dear god my vagina.
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