the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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