Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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