So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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