He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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