i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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