Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Help me help you realize you are a moron
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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