wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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