hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
no more duck duck goose at the bar
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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