I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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