im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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