We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
im holly from the hills drunk
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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