so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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