that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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