Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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