Do vagina's smell?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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