He told me they were just razor bumps!
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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