4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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