Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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