no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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