I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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