You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Randomize
