is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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