is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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