He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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