Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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