you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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