Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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