so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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