hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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