so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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