Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Randomize
