I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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