I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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