love makes seman taste better
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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