p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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