Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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