I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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