spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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