We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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