you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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