I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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