i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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