we're blogging at a bar
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
operation have a gay friend backfired
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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