but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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