shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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