He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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