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Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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